Speeding Tickets As Economic Stimulus

No matter that we are sold on a Terrorist Threat that has justified head-turners like Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, freewheeling domestic surveillance and festive color-coded warnings, we can spare world-renowned UNITED STATES MARINES for traffic detail, and law enforcement in crime-ridden Southern California is LYING IN WAIT to issue speeding tickets. CHEAP. SHOT.

FOR SHAME ON OUR LEADERS-I-USE-THE-TERM-LOOSELY.

I go on record declaring my earnest belief that the federal and state governments of United States, as described by the officials populating it, are nickel-&-dimeing a beleaguered citizenry with petty, capricious, morale-busting taxes, fines and fees, while their DISGRACEFUL selves remain snugly ensconced in ivory towers that are not only well above the fray but that are funded by the very People that the quote-unquote Public Servants are abusing.

That’s right, abusing.

MORATORIUM ON SPEEDING TICKETS
MORATORIUM ON PARKING TICKETS
MORATORIUM ON INCREASED FEES

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PENNY ANTE PERSECUTION OF TAXPAYERS
PLENTIFUL SALVATION FOR TOP BANANAS

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SLOW LEGISLATION TO USUAL PACE
AS SLOW AS MOLASSES IN JANUARY

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WHEN CONGRESS PASSES BILLS LICKETY SPLIT
THAT’S YOUR CUE THAT SOMETHING IS AMISS

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CONGRESS IS AS CORRUPT AS THE DAY IS LONG
CONGRESS IS A BOTTLE NECK IN OUR RECOVERY

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