There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat that caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a crooked little house.
There was a crooked house that sat a crooked session
They found a crooked billion and learned a crooked lesson
They bought some crooked men who clocked some crooked hours
And they all lived together in their crooked little towers.
There was a crooked Dog who ran a crooked race
He found a crooked party that wore a crooked face
He bought a crooked office and a crooked Administration
And we all fought each other in a crooked little nation.