Hank the Bank is less than frank
But Kashkari’s name is earnest
Economies tank, bullshit is rank
But Congress spies an Earn Fest.
Hank the Bank foists public funds
even on those banks not wanting
disguising those without dividends
public ignorance he is flaunting.
Big Hank Paulson has found us quarrelsome
Unaccustomed to countermand He
He called on Bernanke, He called on Kashkari
But these are no Musketeers Three.
Mea Culpa, they plead, we could not foresee
Calamity on the horizon
But we can redeem what we could not glean
For eight or nine hundred billion.
