Industrial Hemp is an emerging market, and America is gonna miss the boat if we keep listening to the Aristorats in Washington. Either decriminalize marijuana and hemp — quick, quick, chop, chop, like when they authorized a blank check to Hank the Bank Paulson — or reinstate the prohibition of alcohol.

ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT.

Invite a coupla those Drug Lords in from the heat — there have got to be a few of ‘em gettin’ on up toward retirement years. The Drug Lords are much better businessmen that American businessmen, obviously. NO WAY JOSE would America’s pansy-assed executives have lasted this long as prey instead of predator.

There are beaucoup bucks to be MADE, and beaucoup bucks to be SAVED. There is also the matter of serving a little Justice along with all our Big Talk.

Otherwise, as testament to Obama’s and Biden’s sincerity, Ashley Biden must be prosecuted to the absolute fullest extent of the law. Failing that, I cry capital-D Discrimination. Were or were not Michael Phelps’ lucrative endorsement contracts yanked on account of his SMOKING MARIJUANA, inarguably a lesser offense than SNORTING COCAINE.

Man up, fellas.

And speaking of fellas who need to man up, where IS Hank the Bank lying in the sun?

There IS money to be made right now. There ARE ways to stimulate this economy.

I declare my belief that corrupt officials in Washington are purposefully hamstringing American entrepreneurial ingenuity in order to safeguard the preeminent wealth of the Ruling Elite.

Not only should American small farmers ABSO-BLOOMIN-LUTELY plant marijuana and hemp this Spring, they should turn those crops TWICE. It stands to Reason.