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TSA: Trash Superfluous Agencies

TSA:  THOUSANDS STANDING AROUND.  Those were the good ol’ days, eh?

Now it’s TITTY SHITTY AUTOCRATS.  Nuthin’ like Uniforms putting THEIR HANDS ON YOUR BODY to scare the bejeezus outta you.  Fear not, if you don’t want to be FONDLED, you can step into that machine to be EXAMINED, right down to your pubic hairs.  

Little bit o’ radiation never hurt anyone…who was OPERATING the machine.  We  wouldn’t want Disability claims.

TSA: TRASH SUPERFLUOUS AGENCIES.

I contend:

1.)  ”Airport Security” is bullshit.  

2.)  The invasive, expensive, degrading and counterproductive TSA is BULLSHIT’S BRAINCHILD.

3.)  The Usual Suspects propagate the bullshit for Profit and Power.

“Airport Security” is a euphemistic for a tight-knit clique of Moneymakers with a BONANZA OF FORCE & FUNDING.  An entire planet, comprised mainly of peaceful innocuous souls is meant to believe that Airport Security will spare the world another 9/11?  It is preposterous on its face.  Airport Security being ridiculously inadequate to the goal of making the world safe from Terrorists AND TERRORISM, thank God and Allah that we still have Santa Claus, Hope, Wishful Thinking and the Tooth Fairy.

Building an industry AROUND Terrorists is TRADING ON TERRORISM.  got windfall profit taxes? If it’s gonna be like THAT, we may as well NEGOTIATE with Terrorists.  It would be much cheaper for Taxpayers, though it would put a big ol’ dent in Inner Circle Coffers.

If air travel is the only method by which Terrorists can figger out how to wreak havoc in Society, then they are too stoopid to be CATERED TO as a meaningful ongoing threat.  Dispense with the CHILDISH color-coding of threat levels and dismantle the sprawling Department of Homeland Security.  HOMELAND Security has always sounded more like HITLER’S BRAINCHILD than anything born of Red, White & Blue.

These colors may not RUN, but they will chase their tails and careen around like bumper cars FOR FEAR OF BEING HURT?

Forbidding ALL Middle Easterners to fly makes more sense than subjecting EVERYONE to investigational procedures that are inspired by and designed for Terrorists.

Airport security is bullshit.  Ergo, naked body scanners are Bullshit’s Brainchild.  Faulty premise, faulty products.  No rocket science THERE. 

Setting degradation and radiation aside, LIKE WE DO, there is the matter of SEXUAL SMARMINESS GONE WILD!

Emotionally Immature types, Lascivious Oggler types and TAKE IT BY FORCE types have been squirreling away nudie pictures since they were thirteen years old.  To give Random Whoevers a JOB that entails keeping their eyes riveted on exposures of Naked Bodies to TOO TWISTED FOR WORDS.  It positively REAKS of taming the beasts.  Not Christians to Gladiators, but AMERICANS TO VOYEURS.

Former Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff is now a private sector Security Guru.  Can I just mention that it is BEYOND THE PALE for former G-Men to parlay public “service” into personal fortunes?  Michael Chertoff, of the “gut feelings” is PIMPING AND PROFITING FROM Naked Body Scanners.

Maybe next he can write a tell-all book about FISCAL IMPROPRIETIES AT FEMA.  His can exonerate himself with his own book deal.  There is a level of dastardliness you gotta respect just for being so DASTARDLY.

French Philosopher Denis Diderot observed, “If there is one realm in which it is essential to be sublime, it is in wickedness.  You spit on a petty thief, but you can’t deny a kind of respect for the great criminal.” 

How many Lawmakers are INVESTED in airport security firms and body scan technology, hmmm?  How many Lawmakers have committed INSIDER TRADING?  The word on the little-s street, where Serfs and Screwed step on each other for crumbs, is that Members of Congress bought bank stocks at rock bottom before voting to bail out the banks.

Remember when Congress said NO to TARP before Congress said YES?  Then Hank the Bank Paulson took ‘em behind closed doors (latterly the woodshed) and, surprise of surprises, they approved even MORE bailout bucks than were originally sought.  With LESS accountability.

If Members of Congress DID buy traumatized bank stocks before the bailout, they will A.) HAVE MADE A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY and B.) BE GUILTY AS SIN OF INSIDER TRADING.  Where is Mary Schapiro of the SEC?  And speaking of vision-less milquetoast Mary Schapiro, did she FIRE porn-surfing SEC employees?  Or did she give them a good dressing down?

This would be LAUGHABLE if any of it were funny.

FUNNY MONEY + MONKEY BUSINESS = THE NAME OF THE GAME.

Monkey sees & monkey does
Everything that is already was
S&L Scam paved way for Crisis
Air hysteria is like McCarthy’s.

EIGHTY BILLION DOLLARS IN ONE YEAR ON “INTELLIGENCE.”  Lemme ask a question.  If surveillance cameras were blown to bits at New Year’s Eve’s world-famous stroke of midnight, as many cameras as Pissed Citizens had clear shots, would LAW-MAKERS double down and order people to pay for twice as many cameras as they just destroyed?  Or would  shockingly extravagant and appallingly disconnected Public Servants-I-use-the-term-loosely GET IT that Americans are not Royal Subjects and America is not a Fish Bowl?

“At the end of the day,” as Talking Heads never tire of saying, the billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars that AMERICAN TAXPAYERS ARE TRANSFERRING TO TITANS OF THE SECURITY INDUSTRY constitute a big goose egg for VALUE ADDED.  Zip, zero, zilch, nada, bupkis.  Not so for corporate coffers and individual investment portfolios, though.  LOTSA value added to corporate and elite bottom lines.

The very first law of economics is that RESOURCES ARE SCARCE.  

“We” are squandering scarce resources, heavy hand over iron fist.

Globalist Gristle

small-world-22

Advocating Globalism is as sensible as advocating Air or advocating Humanism.  Lo and behold, as fate and fact would have it, Air is as crucial to Humanism as is a Globe.  Very handy, indeed, that humanity shall have terra firma under its big footprint and oxygen coursing through its countless capillaries.

 

The question is, WHY advocate the obvious?  Perhaps the answer lies in the damning preposition ‘before.’  Globalism is defined as the belief (or advocating the belief) that political policies should take worldwide issues into
account BEFORE focusing on
national or state concerns.

 

Um . . . er . . . ah . . . NEGATIVE.

 

Do passengers on a crashing plane, even Hero Types, tend first to the oxygen masks of the rest of the plane’s population, or are passengers factually instructed to FIRST put on their OWN oxygen masks BEFORE assisting others?  The cold, hard Truth is that passengers, even parents, are instructed in no uncertain terms to tend to their own PRACTICAL NEEDS before tending to the needs of others, including those of their kidlets.  Why?  Do airline representatives think that one adult is more valuable than another?  Are parents instantly persuaded that they are more valuable than their children?  Or do intelligent and logical people intuitively GET IT that, if we will not first see to our own lifeblood, we will be USELESS to others?  Otherwise, parents might wrestle masks onto flailing kids only to pass out, whereupon the young ‘uns can inhale big swigs of the aforementioned Air for their sustained sobbing.

 

Torture Lite is A-okay, but Survival of the Fittest is antiquated brutality?  Only in America.

 

Truly, only in America has Altruism taken on life-threatening connotations.  The other countries rather stand to benefit from Others First but – jeepers, I hate to sound like The Ugly American – what’s in it for us? 

 

What’s in it for us might be argued to be a gigantic Mea Culpa with, as per usual, the most guilty percolating above the fray and the least prosperous absorbing the lion’s share of the cost.  American quality of life will deteriorate via Globalization as surely as American labor has suffered via Outsourcing and Illegal Immigration.  American Labor and American Quality of Life must necessarily stagnate in order for SEVERAL BILLION PEOPLE catch up with 300 million.

 

It is harrowing enough that our Corporate Masters are Internationalists whose principal loyalty is to coffers, not country.  It is demoralizing enough that our Ruling Elite is corrupt beyond imagination.  CONTAINMENT is key.  Give them LESS room to maneuver, not more.  Ponder only International Creative Accounting.

 

OR, conversely, let us NOT be Ugly Americans.  Let us DO embrace Globalism.  But, for real Change, let us not cherry-pick from the implications.  Let us not stop with how many more taxes can be levied and how many more profits will be finagled.  Let us go about Big Picture Melting Pot in good faith.

 

First – this is so obvious as to go without saying, except it apparently does NOT go without saying – for Globalization to be Globalization and not, say, Monopolization, Labor must be able to globe-trot as freely Capital and Power.  What’s good for the gander is good for the goslings.  In the alchemy of Free Market and Free Will, an inordinate amount of mischief is circumvented by healthy competition amongst innovative and industrious people.  Think, worldwide economic stimulus rather than idiosyncratic windfalls.

 

Then by all means – the hastier and more thorough, the better – let us put our best foot forward by eliminating the Council on Foreign Relations, the National Security Council, Homeland Security and the State Department.  These wildly expensive entities are redundant in the Globalization paradigm.  Redundancy is lunacy when we need so desperately to cut costs.  Moreover, these are disproportionately powerful entities – not at all in keeping with the Kumbaya spirit of Globalization.

 

Let us even more promptly eliminate the Secret Service.

 

Why on earth would leaders of the much-heralded New World Order fear for their lives?  Indeed, they should consider the safety of others BEFORE they consider their own.

Global Shortage of Turnable Cheeks

I would say ‘I can hardly believe my ears’ but my hearing is not yet among the several Minor Mutinies that characterize Middle Age.  I am listening to Secretary Goldman Sachs Paulson say on C-SPAN, “There is no reason for people not to be confident, in my judgment.”

Who in their right mind would be reassured by this?  Who but the most inside track of the Inner Circle that is the conglomeration of wealth and power in America would be rendered confident by Secretary Paulson’s assurance that, in his judgment, there is no reason not to be confident?  Secretary Paulson’s judgment is specifically at issue.

You can’t have this both ways…either the man is brilliant, or he’s a dope.  Someone from “The Street” recently remarked to me on Henry Paulson’s Smarts, “He’s REALLY smart…he’s from Goldman Sachs.”  I cannot be the only one noticing how often Goldman Sachs features in America’s New & Improved New Deal.  It puts me in mind of how often Harvard and Yale feature in our ongoing political saga.   

Either Henry Paulson didn’t see It coming, in which case he is incompetent and just about the last person whose stewardship we want now.  Not seeing economic imbalance of this magnitude, with all the financial measurement tools and analysis skill available for determination of financial conditions, seems about as plausible as not knowing that a hurricane is coming with all the measurement tools and analysis skill available for determination of atmospheric conditions.  

Or Henry Paulson is a wizard, in which case he DID see it coming…as many did…and he is, again, just about the last person whose stewardship we want now.

I also listened to Christine Lagarde, the French Minister of Economy, Finance and Employment.  VERY impressive, she is…intelligent, articulate, logical, likable.  But I disagree with her on this.  She pointedly declined a question about the U.S. role in the International Crisis, saying that it serves no purpose now to play the Blame Game.

She is right in a sense, of course…survival first.  I only just yesterday came across this quote attributed to Henry Kissinger, “While we should never give up our principles, we must also realize that we cannot maintain our principles unless we survive.”

But we are a high-speed, multi-tasking people…we can walk and chew gum at the same time.  We can prosecute capital letter Wrongdoers concurrent with bailing out lower case wrongdoers and upper case Dummies.   It would be a pretty ironic time for us to get all focused and first-things-first-y but, if we WERE inclined to sensible orderliness…which would have averted a Mortgage Meltdown…we would whisk the Bad Guys off the board BEFORE introducing a Rescue Package to the game.  

Ms. Lagarde anticipates the burgeoning of Ethics in university curriculum…again…as there was pursuant to an earlier episode of As The World Turns On Its Axis Of Evil.  If the bit of history about Organized White Collar Crime has repeated itself, and the bit about absence of ethics has repeated itself, we have every reason to suppose that they will both repeat themselves again.  

IN PARTICULAR can we expect Organized White Collar Crime (a.k.a. Racketeering) and Absence of Ethics to reassert themselves if they have been profitable in the past.  Again.  If we will not aggressively pursue the several crimes that UNMISTAKABLY “underpin” this man-made disaster, but instead will effectively and substantially REWARD the crimes, then all the Ethics classes in the world won’t mean a thing.  The theory is blah, blah, blah.  The reality is that criminal behavior is lucrative.  People gravitate to that which is lucrative, they are quite reliable that way.

Ms. Lagarde points out practically that there would be so MANY fingers to point, as support for the argument against playing the Blame Game.  I see it oppositely.  Because there are so many fingers to point is EXACTLY why some heads must roll.  No economy, no country, no civilization and therefore no individual can afford to throw in the towel by lamenting that there is SO much wrong, there is no point in correcting ANY wrong.  

It would not be feasible to prosecute every shifty real estate agent and indiscreet loan officer even if it were necessary, which it is not.  The buck stops somewhere in every chain of command.  For what reason would people in those positions be paid big bucks if not to make sure companies and economies don’t fall into preventable crisis?  Who ELSE would be culpable for a wide-ranging, far-reaching, ongoing lapse of sound business practice?

I would have to watch the segment again to know whether Christine Lagarde reported this as her own experience, or whether she was relaying an experience reported by another.  Indeed, the remark directly preceded her welcoming “Senior” minds into the discussion…people who have lived through previous crises, people with experience…and her thanking one distinguished gentleman in particular.  It is possible that she was relaying his experience, also thanking him for his insight.

Whether it was Ms. Lagarde or the distinguished gentleman she personally thanked, the story was that “these young guys” came from America to explain the whole derivative market thing.  This goes here like that, that goes there like this, yada yada yada about “scattered risk” until, voila, “I was buying something without any risk at all…and I thought, ‘well, this is bollocks.’”  The room erupted in an appreciative laugh…THANK YOU, an official who is not lying…but the Truth is, it’s not funny.

It is the Bollocks, the Corrupt Executives and Corrupt Officials, who should be thrown behind the same bars that they are so free and easy about slamming other people behind.  OUT, in disgrace, the “merely” inept…sans parachutes.  Let that be a lesson to Middle Management and tangential providers.  Hanging horse thieves is part of our Wild West heritage.  Public stockades are part of our Pilgrim past. 

This is a fine time to quit worrying about what the neighbors think.  Have we not been sold on a War On Terror these many years?  Implicit in that War On Terror is an abiding threat that Terrorists mean to harm us if they can, is it not?  We are meant to be constantly vigilant for sign of infiltration or attack, are we not?  If we will not fearlessly round up our OWN Bad Guys, if we will not compel our OWN People unto observance of Law by smiting our OWN Bad Guys, how else can our enemies construe it but that we are a bunch of weenies?

We are talking about Executive Compensation when we should be acting on Executive Consequences.

And we are NOT talking about Economic Terrorism…why is that?  Usually Homeland Security is everywhere you don’t want to be.  For sure, I haven’t seen this many people terrified people since the run-up to War in Iraq…the last time Administration, Congress and Media worked in concert to scare the bejeezus out of the citizenry.