TSA: THOUSANDS STANDING AROUND. Those were the good ol’ days, eh?
Now it’s TITTY SHITTY AUTOCRATS. Nuthin’ like Uniforms putting THEIR HANDS ON YOUR BODY to scare the bejeezus outta you. Fear not, if you don’t want to be FONDLED, you can step into that machine to be EXAMINED, right down to your pubic hairs.
Little bit o’ radiation never hurt anyone…who was OPERATING the machine. We wouldn’t want Disability claims.
TSA: TRASH SUPERFLUOUS AGENCIES.
I contend:
1.) ”Airport Security” is bullshit.
2.) The invasive, expensive, degrading and counterproductive TSA is BULLSHIT’S BRAINCHILD.
3.) The Usual Suspects propagate the bullshit for Profit and Power.
“Airport Security” is a euphemistic for a tight-knit clique of Moneymakers with a BONANZA OF FORCE & FUNDING. An entire planet, comprised mainly of peaceful innocuous souls is meant to believe that Airport Security will spare the world another 9/11? It is preposterous on its face. Airport Security being ridiculously inadequate to the goal of making the world safe from Terrorists AND TERRORISM, thank God and Allah that we still have Santa Claus, Hope, Wishful Thinking and the Tooth Fairy.
Building an industry AROUND Terrorists is TRADING ON TERRORISM. got windfall profit taxes? If it’s gonna be like THAT, we may as well NEGOTIATE with Terrorists. It would be much cheaper for Taxpayers, though it would put a big ol’ dent in Inner Circle Coffers.
If air travel is the only method by which Terrorists can figger out how to wreak havoc in Society, then they are too stoopid to be CATERED TO as a meaningful ongoing threat. Dispense with the CHILDISH color-coding of threat levels and dismantle the sprawling Department of Homeland Security. HOMELAND Security has always sounded more like HITLER’S BRAINCHILD than anything born of Red, White & Blue.
These colors may not RUN, but they will chase their tails and careen around like bumper cars FOR FEAR OF BEING HURT?
Forbidding ALL Middle Easterners to fly makes more sense than subjecting EVERYONE to investigational procedures that are inspired by and designed for Terrorists.
Airport security is bullshit. Ergo, naked body scanners are Bullshit’s Brainchild. Faulty premise, faulty products. No rocket science THERE.
Setting degradation and radiation aside, LIKE WE DO, there is the matter of SEXUAL SMARMINESS GONE WILD!
Emotionally Immature types, Lascivious Oggler types and TAKE IT BY FORCE types have been squirreling away nudie pictures since they were thirteen years old. To give Random Whoevers a JOB that entails keeping their eyes riveted on exposures of Naked Bodies to TOO TWISTED FOR WORDS. It positively REAKS of taming the beasts. Not Christians to Gladiators, but AMERICANS TO VOYEURS.
Former Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff is now a private sector Security Guru. Can I just mention that it is BEYOND THE PALE for former G-Men to parlay public “service” into personal fortunes? Michael Chertoff, of the “gut feelings” is PIMPING AND PROFITING FROM Naked Body Scanners.
Maybe next he can write a tell-all book about FISCAL IMPROPRIETIES AT FEMA. His can exonerate himself with his own book deal. There is a level of dastardliness you gotta respect just for being so DASTARDLY.
French Philosopher Denis Diderot observed, “If there is one realm in which it is essential to be sublime, it is in wickedness. You spit on a petty thief, but you can’t deny a kind of respect for the great criminal.”
How many Lawmakers are INVESTED in airport security firms and body scan technology, hmmm? How many Lawmakers have committed INSIDER TRADING? The word on the little-s street, where Serfs and Screwed step on each other for crumbs, is that Members of Congress bought bank stocks at rock bottom before voting to bail out the banks.
Remember when Congress said NO to TARP before Congress said YES? Then Hank the Bank Paulson took ‘em behind closed doors (latterly the woodshed) and, surprise of surprises, they approved even MORE bailout bucks than were originally sought. With LESS accountability.
If Members of Congress DID buy traumatized bank stocks before the bailout, they will A.) HAVE MADE A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY and B.) BE GUILTY AS SIN OF INSIDER TRADING. Where is Mary Schapiro of the SEC? And speaking of vision-less milquetoast Mary Schapiro, did she FIRE porn-surfing SEC employees? Or did she give them a good dressing down?
This would be LAUGHABLE if any of it were funny.
FUNNY MONEY + MONKEY BUSINESS = THE NAME OF THE GAME.
Monkey sees & monkey does
Everything that is already was
S&L Scam paved way for Crisis
Air hysteria is like McCarthy’s.
EIGHTY BILLION DOLLARS IN ONE YEAR ON “INTELLIGENCE.” Lemme ask a question. If surveillance cameras were blown to bits at New Year’s Eve’s world-famous stroke of midnight, as many cameras as Pissed Citizens had clear shots, would LAW-MAKERS double down and order people to pay for twice as many cameras as they just destroyed? Or would shockingly extravagant and appallingly disconnected Public Servants-I-use-the-term-loosely GET IT that Americans are not Royal Subjects and America is not a Fish Bowl?
“At the end of the day,” as Talking Heads never tire of saying, the billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars that AMERICAN TAXPAYERS ARE TRANSFERRING TO TITANS OF THE SECURITY INDUSTRY constitute a big goose egg for VALUE ADDED. Zip, zero, zilch, nada, bupkis. Not so for corporate coffers and individual investment portfolios, though. LOTSA value added to corporate and elite bottom lines.
The very first law of economics is that RESOURCES ARE SCARCE.
“We” are squandering scarce resources, heavy hand over iron fist.
