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Break Up To Make Up

If memory serves, the song goes like this:

Break up to make up, that’s all we do
First you love me, then you hate me
It’s a ga-a-a-me for fo-o-o-o-ls.

Now we’re all supposed to kiss and make up, right, so they can focus on the pressing issue of re-election? Not so fast, sayeth I.

Push-me-pull-me politics is a game for fools, but also for pirates.  It is neither trickle-down nor trickle-up economics, but swirl-around economics…colossal sums of money spinning fiercely and counterproductively like a tornado, with Politicos snug in the eye of the storm while carnage is wrought willy nilly.

I spent yesterday pondering life in America.  Being fundamentally self-centered…which I contend is not only normal but healthy, and the backbone of a free market…I especially pondered MY life in America.  I am obliged to admit that it isn’t playing out in a manner that I recognize, nor in a fashion that suits me. Then I am obliged to recall the age-old command that America is a ‘love it or leave it’ proposition.  Can we at least talk about that?

Where can the people who don’t have digs in Dubai go?  Who will welcome, rather than control and fine and marginalize and punish and tax us? We have dispensed enough financial foreign aid over the years that perhaps we can also dispense some logistical aid to those, like me, who do not fit into Changed America and who do not fancy towing the line as a critic and a wallet.  

It might work to America’s advantage to have enclaves of expatriates scattered around the globe.  It might incline America to browbeat and invade fewer countries, for starters.  If America DOES invade, the presence of English Speakers could only facilitate American Imperialism and Coercive Commerce.

I am as on board with soaring rhetoric as the next magic carpet rider…I am a big fan of words…but the implication of yesterday’s quote-unquote mandate of 50-odd percent is that Mob Rule rules. Mob rule holds that a Majority can simply decide that it is not stealing, rather, that it is lawful to seize one earner’s money and redistribute it to another…add that to an open-ended Bailout that rewards chicanery and stupidity…and we still can’t figure out why Big Money is skittish about investing in America.

It’s not exactly a head-scratcher.

My Country ‘Tis of Malarkey

Because it would be completely counterproductive to alienate roughly 50% of the People the day before the election, I will restrict my comments on its eve to the process itself.

See how we are in the direst social upheaval since the Viet Nam war and the Civil Rights movement, see how we are in the direst economic upheaval since the the Great Depression, and then know that the Politicos and Press who claim to advocate our best interests have purposefully and relentlessly incited the People unto acrimonious division.  It is unspeakable.

There was a wonderful play called “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change.”  As the title implies, it highlighted the ridiculousness of our inclination to profess undying love for people “exactly as they are,” only to commence a sustained effort to change this, that, and the other thing about them. 

America’s cash-rich, ethics-poor politics are the opposite.

Months and months of people’s lives…in this case years…and millions and millions of dollars are squandered to persuade us that we are diametrically opposed on issues, to frighten us that the other “side” is so wrong as to be dangerous.  First the Democratic Demolition Derby, then the Two-Party Tango.  Limbo Low, they lead us and we dutifully follow, not just splitting hairs but splitting split ends.

“You despise each other’s views…fight, fight, fight to get me elected…okay now, everyone kiss and make up.”

It is a Hatfield and McCoy feud, but with the rank and file assuming battle stations while the Shit Disturbers shake hands and hobnob together.  Like lawyers.

I would say that they should be ashamed, but why?  It is obvious that Politicos who reject a $700 billion dollar Bailout, then pass an $850 billion dollar version with more earmarks, don’t know any more about shame than they do about economics.

United States of America?  Good one.

More like, land of the fee and home of the knave.

Spring Cleaning in November wouldn’t be the oddest thing we ever did.  This much I do know about Cleaning House…you hire someone to do it, you do it yourself, or it doesn’t get done.