Bernard Madoff is a criminal of the highest, which is to say the lowest, order.
House arrest? Photos of his penthouse, please.
We cannot even bring ourselves to put this Unmitigated Asshole behind bars over the holidays?
If he was a black gang member instead of a white gang leader, he would be remanded into custody at once.
I cry racial and economic discrimination, and I call for an investigation into the finances of the judge who sees fit to grant Bernard Madoff all the creature comforts that ill-gotten gains can buy.