On the second day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Two chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the third day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Three Fre-ench whores
Two chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Four calling bids
Three Fre-ench whores
Two chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Seven geysers gushing
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Eight cartels colluding
Seven geysers gushing
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven geysers gushing
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Ten senators scamming
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven geysers gushing
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Eleven lawyers lying
Ten senators scamming
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven geysers gushing
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Twelve taxpayers paying
Eleven lawyers lying
Ten senators scamming
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven geysers gushing
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip ser-vice to dem-o-cracy.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas
My Changed Loves gave to me
Fruitcakes and Mi-is-er-y.

But then at the New Year
I to my Changed Loves sent
notice of declared in-de-pen-dence.