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Decriminalization or Prohibition, Take Your Effing Pick

Barack Hussein Obama is when he declares NO! — like a dictator, by the by — that the decriminalization of marijuana is not an answer to economic mayhem. FULL. OF. SHIT.

Industrial Hemp is an emerging market, and America is gonna miss the boat if we keep listening to the Aristorats in Washington. Either decriminalize marijuana and hemp — quick, quick, chop, chop, like when they authorized a blank check to Hank the Bank Paulson — or reinstate the prohibition of alcohol.

ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT.

Invite a coupla those Drug Lords in from the heat — there have got to be a few of ‘em gettin’ on up toward retirement years. The Drug Lords are much better businessmen that American businessmen, obviously. NO WAY JOSE would America’s pansy-assed executives have lasted this long as prey instead of predator.

There are beaucoup bucks to be MADE, and beaucoup bucks to be SAVED. There is also the matter of serving a little Justice along with all our Big Talk.

Otherwise, as testament to Obama’s and Biden’s sincerity, Ashley Biden must be prosecuted to the absolute fullest extent of the law. Failing that, I cry capital-D Discrimination. Were or were not Michael Phelps’ lucrative endorsement contracts yanked on account of his SMOKING MARIJUANA, inarguably a lesser offense than SNORTING COCAINE.

Man up, fellas.

And speaking of fellas who need to man up, where IS Hank the Bank lying in the sun?

There IS money to be made right now. There ARE ways to stimulate this economy.

I declare my belief that corrupt officials in Washington are purposefully hamstringing American entrepreneurial ingenuity in order to safeguard the preeminent wealth of the Ruling Elite.

Not only should American small farmers ABSO-BLOOMIN-LUTELY plant marijuana and hemp this Spring, they should turn those crops TWICE. It stands to Reason.

Nixing Nepotism = Change

What’s this?!  Tandem with learning that Joe Biden’s daughter kicks it with cocaine, I have learned that it was Joe Biden himself — Mr. Anti Drug — who introduced the offensive term CZAR into America’s political lexicon.

The DRUG CZAR is Joe Biden’s brainchild.  Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist, eh?

Am I the only one who remembers reading about the fate of the Czar and his family, out there in the Russian woods.  Hacked to bits, they were . . . not just off with their heads, off with their LIMBS as well.

Joe Anti-Drug Plagiarist Biden’s daughter is caught on video snorting coke and complaining that the lines are too small and . . . nothing?  How are Joe Biden’s Druggie Daughter’s cocaine antics somehow off the table, when Michael Phelps lost multi-million dollar endorsements and was pressured into apologizing publicly for MARIJUANA?

Would that be because Barack The Fraud Obama said ‘NO’ to marijuana/hemp as economic stimulus but ‘YES’ to his own dabbling in cocaine?  Or would that be because Joe Biden is Elite in his own right, unanswerable to the public over which he rides roughshod?

Reinstate Michael Phelps on his pedestal, or knock the Bidens off of theirs.

Some citizens are NOT more equal than others.  Some stroke-of-luck offspring are NOT more equal than others.  But some politicians ARE bigger hypocrites than others.  Joe Biden is NOTHING if not a long-winded hypocrite.  

Ashley Biden is lucky that she does her sniffing and snorting in Delaware rather than in Arizona, wanna know why?  The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals just upheld a federal district court’s ruling that Safford Middle School Vice Principal Kerry Wilson, school nurse Peggy Schwallier and administrative assistant Helen Romero did not violate a 13-year-old student’s Fourth Amendment rights when they compelled her to strip down, exposing both her breasts and her pubic area, while three grown women hunted for that legendary culprit IBUPROFEN.

You gotta admit, Ibuprofen kinda pales next to cocaine.  

Ashley Biden, get thee to a nunnery.

Joe Biden, get thee to the woodshed.