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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Gotta minute, or ten?

I would like to take the time to remark on what a Nice Person you are, and to let a Nice Person and presumed Patriot know:

A.)  If you ever in a tired or angry moment wonder whether anyone REALIZES what all you shoulder without complaining of weight, indeed without it BEING objectionable weight . . . *waves* Over here! I recognize it.

and

B.)  Not Bill Clinton, not Mainstream Media, not Talking Heads, not Barack Obama, but YOU have influenced me to re-visit  the breadth and intensity of my Criticism.

Like Neil Cavuto sez, not ‘cuz YOU’RE right (humor, yes?), but because you are gracious and grateful and nice.  You are willing to confront — bravery, in any book — but you are diplomatic and flexible.

I’d LIKE to take the time but, alas, I don’t HAVE the time.  That is how it always FEELS.  Like a race against Time.  So much Injustice, so much Chicanery, so much MANMADE Misery, in MY country, former Super Hero to the WHOLE world, on MY watch.  Combined with remorse over MISUSING so much of whatever Time I “have,” I am obliged to quote the Bad Guy who FUCKING DERAILED MY LIFE (forgive my language): Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, People, let’s move, move, move, move.

As an aside, several paragraphs from now, this thought is likely to cross your mind, JIMINY CRIPES, I THOUGHT SHE SAID SHE DIDN’T HAVE ANY TIME. 

In a box somewhere I have stationery imprinted with a quote by French Mathematician and Philosopher Blaise Pascal: I am writing you a long letter because I lack the time to make it short.

See, I thought twice about the Cavuto posts.  Not just your input but your follow-up graciousness make me realize I might better have sent the message by “private” email rather than public forum, as I have done with a few others.

Don’t get me wrong, I was ALSO impressed by his story.  Seriously, you’d hafta have a heart of stone not to be moved by stories like that.

BUT, there are SEVERAL but’s.  I would acquaint you with them as I imagine our forefathers wrote to one another.  How they pulled off Independence without cell phones and laptops, I do. not. know.  But that they DID write letters is a matter of record and good fortune.

I have clocked more than half a century as an American, born into a Middle Class family of the Upwardly Mobile tribe.  Not rich or spoiled by TODAY’S standards but we never wanted for or worried about ANYTHING.  Roof, food, medical/dental care, fresh clothes, new cars, summer vacations, COLLEGE EDUCATIONS PAID BY HARDWORKING DADS, these were common.  Upwardly Mobile = Better ‘n Better.

Among my “possessions” is a quite theatrical imagination.  Being dark and brooding Irish forbidden to drink — like Adam and the apple, THAT is — my imaginings not infrequently trend, well, dark.  Never, never, NEVER did I imagine that my country — AMERICA, fer cryin’ out loud — could be in shambles like this.

What are we doing about it?  Basically, nothing.  Basically, we are riding the train wreck right into a brick wall or over a cliff.  I’m not sure, I can’t make it out through all the bullshit. Not even a PRETENSE of applying brakes anymore.

I go out not far on a limb in guessing that your family of five features three Kids.  Congratulations on that, truly.  But you have GOT to be worried about their futures.  WHAT futures, for starters.  Alleged Grownups are playing Biblical End Games as though their Book Of Choice does not EXPRESSLY say we will not know The Time.   It’s JUST as likely North Korea or Pakistan would launch a nuke as Iran.  Is our future to march around the world enforcing order?  How very . . . Prussian.  Then serve as the Global Medical Center for Walking Wounded?  How very . . . Democratic.

You know the spiel: spending like drunken sailors, wacky welfare, CORPORATE welfare, greed, pork, earmarks, blah blah blah.  Those are SYMPTOMATIC.  The disease is DISHONESTY.  Highly-paid people with fancy pants degrees are LYING AND CHEATING WITH IMPUNITY.

America has Bad Guys in high places.  The Mortgage Meltdown and ensuing Financial CATASTROPHE are manmade.  Made by men.  Most of whom are STILL living the High Life, and some of whom hold Office.

What has any of this to do with Neil Cavuto, you understandably ask?

No matter HOW you cut the blame cake, Mainstream Media gets a hulking slice.

Who, What, Where, When, How, THOSE are the essences of Journalism.  Journalism is about sleuthing and dot connecting, crafting sentences jam-packed with INFORMATION and delivering them unto People.  Information is a key ingredient of Knowledge.  Knowledge is a key ingredient of Power.  For MASSES of People to RIGHTLY be more powerful than an Informed Elite, the People must be in command of the same INFORMATION as the Elite.  

Regular People are consumed by the endless Mechanics of Living.  For them NOT be hoodwinked into being bushwhacked by the Clever & Dastardly, WHO ATTEND EVERY PERIOD OF HUMAN HISTORY, People must have the SCOOP.   PRESS must deliver it.  Otherwise, People too busy keeping their noses above water to see yonder shark.

Stipulated, that deep in the bowels of the cloak-and-dagger world of Espionage, Spies, Counter Spies and nudge-nudge-wink-wink Intelligence, also inside certain types ongoing Investigations, there are bits of information to which only a Select Few will be privy.  But I dare say, bona fide National Security interests are a FRACTION of what is being hidden.  National Security interests are entirely separate, OR SHOULD BE, from the secrets held tight beneath labyrinths of Creative Accounting.

That some people BOUGHT Derivatives and some people SOLD Derivatives fairly well clarifies that not everyone had the same Information.  I realize, of course, the Market IS speculation, the MANIFESTATION of risk-taking.  Not everyone places the same bets, that’s what makes horse races, etc.  But these were TOXIC ASSETS, with unethical-if-not-criminal underpinnings.  Some knew.  Some didn’t.  It is safe to say that the PUBLIC was not in the vanguard of this learning curve.

PRESS and BEARING ARMS were pointedly protected in the Constitution for excellent and superlative reason, respectively.  EXPOSURE is the last line of defense before EXPLOSION, y’know what I’m sayin’?  

Beloved Anchors and Glitzy Studios, thy other names are Bells and Whistles.

I will argue that relatively uniform pricing amongst airlines and gasoline stations speaks to Price Fixing.  Read that, Collusion.  A hop, skip and a jetset away from Racketeering.  Yeah, yeah, price of oil, price of oil.  It is but ONE cost, therefore ONE component of price.  Different management, different marketing strategies, different methods of operation, intuitively, you’d see some price discrepancy. Moreover, in a market like this, you’d expect to see some price WARS over fewer Travelers.  But nooo. They all decrease service and hold up the prices.  Which Government is also doing with Housing, by the by.

I’ve been on the road for a year now.  It’s the same situation with the motels.  Parking lots practically EMPTY in many of them, but prices remain almost identical by class AND holding at pre-Crash prices.  INTUITIVELY, we’d see Price Wars.  But nooo.

Lots of Good Hardworking Americans lost HALF of everything.  In some cases, EVERYTHING.  And yet prices are holding in industries dominated by Behemoths, which are dominated by high-flying Players. How very . . . convenient.

Returning to Mainstream Media, how is it possible that day after dispiriting day, all the “Majors” have the exact same stories, albeit with different spins?  With an entire GLOBE of activity from which to report, in blocs of time pre-shrunk by RELENTLESS advertising, how is it that they all report largely the same stuff?  I’ll grant some variety with feel-good Human Interests stories but, for News?  Lockstep.

They turn to the same Sources.  Then, despite an ABUNDANCE of evidence of deception and corruption, they take at face value the words of the people who have greatest motivation to lie.  They rely on and relay OFFICIAL versions of decisions and events when OVERSEEING Officialdom is, in fact, their highest calling.

So, in calling out Neil Cavuto, I am first of all coming from a place of HAD IT UP TO HERE.  It’s been EIGHTEEN MONTHS since Hank the Bank Paulson either TERRORIZED or ENTICED Congress into forking over the TARP funds.  Can you imagine a gang of traditional Bank Robbers successfully on the rampage for so long?  Would not EVERY state and federal resource be brought to bear on their apprehension and prosecution?  But nooo.  Not the White Collar Criminals.  They were all set to make NEW Derivatives outta Cap & Trade.

When DID Cap & Trade, which made a mockery of Green, become Cap & Tax, which makes a mockery of Green AND Enterprise?

I am no more interested in the personal lives of Journalists than I am in the personal lives of Paris/Britney/Lindsay or, indeed, of a supermarket checker or gas station attendant.  Oh, that’s right. We no longer HAVE gas station attendants, that a woman traveling alone might refuel without exiting her car.

It drives me BONKERS when they reflexively flash 8 x 10 glossy smiles at inappropriate times.

It WOULD make me hate them them when they laugh and joke around, but I am forbidden to hate.  So I criticize them instead.  NOTHING IS FUNNY.  It is BECAUSE well-paid, comfortable, secure people   carry blithely on with makin’ money in the REALLY old-fashioned manner of WHATEVER WORKS FOR ME, that the bullshit continues.  American Rank & File can expect little Correction or even relief until Press, the  Representatives who are meant to watch the Representatives, put principle over paycheck by playing hardball with Robber Barons AND Corrupt Officials.

“We” killed OVER A HUNDRED Afghan Civilians last week.  CIVILIANS.  Nobody bats an eye.  People trumpet SANCTITY OF LIFE while funding SLAUGHTER OF CIVILIANS. It ain’t right.

That HIDEOUS reality contrasts garishly with swanky productions of sanitized newscasts is one aspect of the irritation I felt at Neil Cavuto’s interjection of Personal Backstory.  ”ONE TIME, again.”

But I ALSO object to the content itself.  Inspirational story notwithstanding, it struck me more as UPBRAIDING than uplifting the Despondent.

In my experience, Despondency is a TREAD SUPER LIGHTLY area.  Warning signs all OVER the place, from CURVES AHEAD to DANGER KEEP OUT.  Neil Cavuto seems like a Good Guy.   Maybe I am over-ready to pounce (which is what You have obliged me to re-visit), but his Monologue smacked of defensive challenge: IF I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT.  BUCK UP.  

You never know what will put a Troubled Person over the edge, and Despondent Folk ARE on edges. With backs against walls.  Wow, if he overcame all THAT, I really AM a piece of shit — off with my head.

It doesn’t matter if a person’s circumstances are not as bad as another’s or not as bad as they think.  It matters how they FEEL.  Otherwise, none us would ever be able to gripe about ANYTHING on account of others having endured the carnage of war or 9/11 or whatever.  Many, many, many are the actions of great consequence, good and bad, that can be traced to FEELINGS rather than FACTS.  Owing to a surplus of lawyers and litigiousness, Wrongful Death suits pop up in the most peculiar places. 

Sometimes Tough Love works, sometimes it backfires.

Can you/he imagine if Neil Cavuto’s sermon, which I sensed had a distinct TELLING OFF quotient, turned out to be one Sad Sack’s camelback breaker?  No indeed, news Celebrities and the DEEPLY pocketed news organizations behind them do NOT want, nor should they HAVE, exposure in the Mental Health arena.  So emotional.  Such a crapshoot.  Who knows WHAT a jury is liable to feel.

THEN, even though you know and I know that Money isn’t everything, the Truth is that Money IS an especially big deal in a Moneyian nation during the worst economy since the Great Depression.  In this respect, Neil Cavuto IS sitting pretty.  People who are sitting pretty lecturing people are down-and-out is always a dicey proposition.

It is vital to keep an eye on the real issue.  The real issue is not whether Neil Cavuto has a “better” Life Philosophy but whether ANOTHER sovereign person has the inherent right to say THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF, and do it with more dignity than is entailed with blowing one’s head off or hurling oneself from a lethal height.

Who didn’t love the actor Brian Keith?  When cancer got to a certain stage, with death a certainty and only dissipation and pain between him and it, he took matters into his own hands.  Who cannot understand that  a Free Person might, at a highly idiosyncratic point, CHOOSE to exit with greater haste and less hassle?

Anyhoo, the handy-dandy Word Counter right in my line of vision tells me this has been anything but brief.  As I expected.  The “shortage” of Time manifests in disorganization, rambling, unclear thoughts, typos, missing words.  In short, all the stuff that COULD result in misunderstanding or offense.  Please accept apology in advance in that is the case, for it is assuredly not the intent.

On the contrary.  Because we are on the same “side,”  what I like to think of as the American side, I wanted to explain why I believe that relentless pressure on what has become the Industrial-Military-Media complex is not only Right but Necessary.  But also to thank you for reminding me that I do NOT have to blurt every thought that pops into my head and that, of those I DO feel obliged to express, there are ways and there are WAYS of saying the same thing.

Peace to a Peace Maker, from a Shit Disturber.

 


The Magic Suit

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

I am MAXIMALLY offended by New York Times High Flyer David Brooks dismissal of Tea Partiers as “WallMart Hippies.”  I challenge him, if this reaches up to his Ivory Tower, to clarify EXACTLY what aspersions he intended to cast upon WallMart, the corporate behemoth, and upon the tens of millions of Americans who shop at WallMart.

From where I sit, NOT in an Ivory Tower, it feels like HATE SPEECH.

I wrote “The Magic Suit” on 22 December 2008, en route to the TOTALLY BULLSHIT Iowa Caucuses.

Point me to Change.

 

THE MAGIC SUIT


I don’t know who died and decreed that The Suit…apparently forever more, with scarcely a change per hundred years…shall constitute Dressing For Success and Dressing For Failure, Dressing For Show and Dressing For Sorrow, Dressing For God and Dressing For Government…Dressing For Wheeling, Dealing AND Stealing, Dressing for Convention, Compliance AND Court.  However, comma, since the time of THAT stroke of fashion wizardry, The Suit has clearly-but-not-clearly, surely-but-surreptitiously transformed into an Invisibility Cloak.

 

What other costume has commanded so much respect while committing so much mayhem? 

 

It’s been a long, long day.  It’s time to loosen the neck ties and go through pockets…take the soiled Suits to the cleaners, and the shiny Suits to the Goodwill.  Some a them shiny suited fellers are goin’ to jail, I expect, and will be wearin’ orange for awhile.  Orange, I once read, is the color of Madness.

 

copyright 2008 Implausible Endeavors LLC

American Coalition of Cocksuckers

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

 

Recovery Circuit Wisdom emphasizes PROGRESS, NOT PERFECTION.  I would ask the obvious question, WHERE IS THE PROGRESS?

 

I wrote AMERICAN COALITION OF COCKSUCKERS in June 2008.  Instead of being Governor of New York, disgraced Emperor Club stud Eliot Spitzer, graces national TV and newspapers with, what, Thoughts From A Pensive John?

 

By contrast, the Washington DC madam is dead.  Like Mary Jo Kopechne and Chandra Levy.

 

AMERICAN COALITION OF COCKSUKERS

 

A series of sexual perversions, infidelities and indiscretions committed by several elected representatives of the People…some of whom have simultaneously championed legislation disfavoring other citizens based on sexual criteria…obliges the People and Government of a Just Society to review all Law pertaining to sexuality and morality, with an eye on rectifying the inconsistencies that are hallmarks of hypocrisy.

 

Once an institutionalized inequity is recognized, regardless whether it makes certain of us squirm or blush or cringe or revolt, a Just Society has no alternative but to review all Law underpinning the inequity.  A Just Society has no choice.  America proclaims itself ’round the world…including, fantastically, by force of arms…to be a Just Society.  It is just, therefore it is necessary and right, to redress injustice.  Principles only…moral relativism and shades of gray need not apply.  Some things ARE black and white.

 

Whether the Law that contrives for prostitution to be illegal is worded to connote the equal guilt of both parties of the willing if temporary partnership established by outright monetary payment for sex, there is no question that the repercussions of the outlaw of prostitution fall disproportionately…indeed, overwhelmingly…on one half of the transaction’s participants.  A prostitute is, by definition, a criminal.  Prostitution, selling sex, is a crime…therefore, a prostitute is a criminal.  

 

By contrast, the client of the prostitute…the one who buys the sex that the prostitute is selling…has historically, euphemistically, discreetly and oh-so-anonymously been referred to as A John.  Presently, it is even fashionable to speculate, with a good deal more compassion than is commonly afforded victims much less perpetrators of crimes…as to the textured troubles that torment the complex psyche of a man who pays for sex when he “has it all.”  

 

Prostitution is a crime that cannot be committed without both buyer and seller and yet, simply and unmistakably, there is not routinely a matching prosecution of the buyers who noted lawyer/journalist Greta Van Susteren referred to on national television…where products are sold…as Consumers.  

 

Whether because of or in addition to a regular absence of prosecution, these Consumers, generally male, are also regularly spared persecution.  Whereas a hooker is widely viewed as an inferior class of person, granted not so much honor as even the label of Labor, Customer John or Client Nine is largely at liberty to resume his version of normal affairs.  While there may be hell to pay on the home front if, say, a wife learns that he has has been lavishing community assets on hookers, the husband is scarcely scorned by the society in which his marriage thrives, security-wise if not sex-wise.  Far be it from Country Club Existentialists to cast the first stone.

 

It bears mention that the gender inequity that is evident in Prostitutional Law is, predictably, accompanied by class inequity.  Consumers tend generally to be of a higher socioeconomic group than the hookers they patronize…that is why they are paying the hookers and not the other way around.  The gross lopsidedness of prosecution and persecution reinforces the mounting impression that justice in America is a matter of affordability.  

 

The State cannot oblige its citizenry to regard hookers and Johns equally, even were it to issue edict that hookers shall henceforth be called Janes.  Society’s views of Janes and Johns differ in no small part BECAUSE of the variance in their respective statures before the Law.  Inequities in administration of Prostitutional Law that favor John over Jane exacerbate rather than mitigate a historical prejudice, which is counterintuitive to the essential precept that Law is intended to protect one from another, not to benefit or penalize one over another.

 

It is incumbent upon us to either legalize prostitution, or criminalize infidelity.  It is.

 

Instantly upon objective consideration of the hypocrisies and inequities that have been institutionalized via Prostitutional Law, one recognizes that the same fundamental injustice underlies illegality of prostitution concurrent with legality of pornography.

 

Pornography, a multi-billion dollar industry, is predicated on the outrage that a woman’s body may lawfully be employed as suits the fancies, fetishes, wants and needs of men while it is unlawful for a woman to employ her OWN body as suits HER wants and needs.

 

On its face, its is garishly sexist and altogether unjust.

 

The Inhibited, the Prudes, the Gladys Kravitzes, the Parents, the Preachers, the Holy Rollers and the Holier Than Thou’s will prefer, no doubt, to criminalize pornography than legalize prostitution, but the task would be fiscally ruinous as well as futile.  Guys have been secreting girlie magazines between their mattresses since they were, what, twelve?

 

Besides which, even those who nay-say the nay-sayers are in agreement that the American economy is in shambles.  What we need are additional sources of revenue, not additional costs of authoritarian and moralistic heavy-handedness.

 

It stands to Reason that American prostitutes shall organize into a labor union that will maximize both revenue to the state and reputability to the individual…what is known in contemporary parlance as a win-win.  It is a non-marriage, to be sure, and it is perhaps not made in heaven, but it is absolutely rendered in the halls of Justice.

 

All of our clamoring for change notwithstanding, it can be supposed that there will be initial resistance to a legitimate, unionized prostitution class of labor.  There will be the usual moralizing.  As well, there is the crucial question of public health.  But the truth is that Infidelity is already an established hobby, practically a national pastime, including is it the documentable hobby of some people who would confer the title of Convict upon others who practice similarly.  Unionization and regulation of the Prostitution class is likely to heighten and standardize such precautions as may best protect the public health…again, considering that nothing is 100% safe and people are avidly engaged in screwing around anyway.  Professionalizing the oldest profession on earth is liable, I contend, to have a mitigating affect on the divorce rate.  Spouses are much more likely to withstand the damage inflicted by infidelity if it is a crass service rather than an emotional involvement.

 

A just society is obliged to recognize the feasibility, indeed the inevitability, of the American Coalition of Cocksuckers.  Plus the acronym ACOC will slip right in to our line-up of alphabet agencies.

 

copyright 2008 Implausible Endeavors LLC

I Come In Peace, To Raise Hell

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Remember when Starbucks coffee cups were graced with “The Way I See It…” ruminations of mainly famous people?  

The way I see it, there are as many ways of seeing a thing as there are people looking.

My way of thinking isn’t for everyone.  By the same token, the thinking of the Majority isn’t for me.  I am NOT gonna spend the rest of My Life being bossed around and penalized.  I am resolved about that.  It surely does seem EXTREME for Bad Guys to kill me over over Individual Sovereignty but, if they must, they must.  Death over incarceration, if I am allowed any Choice.

Life is short and the world is big.  Insatiable and insecure quote-unquote Officials would tie us up in paperwork, lines and traffic for all the waking hours that we are not industriously earning enough to pay rapacious taxes.  THIS IS INSANITY.  I’m not playing anymore.

Remember when George Bush moronically asserted that IF YOU’RE NOT WITH US, YOU’RE AGAINST US?  That’s not my Jingo Lingo.  If you’re not with me, PERFECTLY understandable — Peace.  But if you work against me, well, then you ARE against me.  If you are not my Friend and you are not Neutral, it stands to Reason that you are my Foe.

Pussy Footers can keep right on pussy footing.  They can spend the rest of their lives at it, but not me.  I don’t know how many years I have left, but I am NOT going to spend them hamstrung by paperwork and penalties.

I reject laws-I-use-the-term-loosely that are contrived by the Governors to protect the Governors from dissent by the Governed.  I WISH Free Speech was “only” my Right.  For better or worse, it is my Responsibility — my DUTY, understand — to energetically exercise Free Speech toward the restoration of Reason to Governance of the United States. 

I reject revenue schemes that compel me unto a comparative SNAIL’S PACE, while Public Servants-I-use-the-term-even-more-loosely jet over the American heartland like modern-day Royalty.  Stipulated, OBVIOUSLY, the criminality of reckless endangerment.  HOWEVER, comma, given the brevity of Life, the Bad Faith of regulations and the ALARMING increase in police brutality, I consider myself not only Free but Prudent to drive as fast as safety permits, and to proceed through traffic lights as traffic permits.  I’ll not waste and simultaneously risk another minute of my life sitting still at a red light when there is NO opposing traffic — an engraved invitation to carjacking.  Sadly, incredibly, it would be gambling-unto-LUNACY to stop for Law Enforcement-emphasis-on-Force on a desolate stretch of highway.  I shall drive to the nearest Truck Stop and present myself to our nation’s Haulers for protection.  MEMO TO SELF: Keep tank above half-full.

If my country’s WHACKED Officials will leave me to my devices, I have a better than average chance of generating income upon which they can levy their festival of taxes.  Win-Win.  If Officials will persecute, prosecute, torment and/or hunt me — FOR LIVING THE DREAM, MY WAY — jeepers, that there constitutes workin’ AGAINST me.  

I am not a Subject or Object.  I am an American.  

It’s still the same old story
The fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by

Resolute About Resolutions

Friday, January 1st, 2010

The first entry on the first day of the first year of a new decade, like so many things, suffers from its own celebrity. Such an august occasion demands such purple prose that the optimal time for their composition could get lost in the shuffle of, well, the first day of the first year of a new decade.

Let that not be a lesson, for it is a lesson already learned.  Let it be a REMINDER that saving/waiting/procrastinating in the name of Best Possible is not even Exercise In Futility.  It is DELUSION.  Let it be a reminder to DO, first, whatever Right thing is right in front of me.  

Without fanfare — hell, without content — I slip this post in before midnight and, voila, I am on track with a resolution to WRITE EVERYDAY.  

It seems like a modest enough goal, eh?  You’d be surprised.  Someone once said to me — I feel certain she was quoting someone else but I can’t remember whom and I daren’t risk a Google Search when midnight bears down as on Cinderella’s glass slippers — that the hardest part of writing is keeping your butt in the chair.

Years and years ago, a literary agent who regularly ate at Cafe Figaro in West Hollywood when I worked as the Night Cashier, confided to me that the secrets to Writing are three: writing, writing and more writing.

Remember back in the elementary school day, when an assignment to write 300-500 words was daunting?  Whereas I typically struggle to bring a blog entry in at under a thousand words, lo and behold, I discover that waiting until the final hour of the day brings it in swiftly, and at well under 500 words.

Good to know.  Short and sweet being generally thought to be Good, less sweetness warrants more brevity.

Twelve Days of Christmas

Friday, December 25th, 2009

partridge-pear

On the first day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Lip service to democracy.

 

On the second day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Two chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

On the third day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Three Fre-ench whores
Two chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Four calling bids
Three Fre-ench whores
Two chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Seven senators scamming
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Eight cartels colluding
Seven senators scamming
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven senators scamming
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Ten lobbyists bribing
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven senators scamming
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Eleven lawyers lying
Ten lobbyists bribing
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven senators scamming
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democracy.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Changed Love gave to me
Twelve taxpayers paying
Eleven lawyers lying
Ten lobbyists bribing
Nine warships warring
Eight cartels colluding
Seven senators scamming
Six bailouts bailing
FIIIVE GOLD NESTEGGS
Fo-our calling bids
Three French whores
Two-o chicken hawks
A-and lip service to democraceee.

Ode To Jonathan Swift

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Nigh 300 years since your modest proposal

To generate wealth by childrens’ disposal

That a heartless Elite might yet eat hearty

Whether dining alone or trussing a party

Be they stewed or roasted, baked or broiled

Or cured in salt that they be not spoiled

Upon storing for use at special occasion

With candles and silver and libation

Yearling babes without prospect or food

Might again be served for national good.

 

Right to Lifers will surely object

The very ones who strangely forget

That carrying to term is briefest taste

Of costs that mount with steady haste

Til workers crippled by woe and want

Cramp the style of Landlords who flaunt

Their lordship o’er the ones who produce

Or would if employment they could induce

From Robber Barons whose greatest pleasure

Is wealth beyond imagination and measure.

 

I pray Better Than Thou’s and Holy Rollers

To cease the squander of elections and dollars

Betaking themselves to a choice of war fronts

To stand between pregnant women and grunts

Shall be grander service to mankind and life

Than repetitive, circular, winless strife

The peace they’d sow they could not savor

With American babies seasoned for flavor

Compel our withdrawal from the Middle East

And upon our Yearlings we’ll need not feast.

Fly The Touchy Feely Skies

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

I am more afraid of Transportation Security Agency agents and American Officials than I am of terrorists — how’dya like them apples?  I would positively refuse to believe that my government could deteriorate into such a mercurial and mercenary, hard-headed and heavy-handed Operation, were I not routinely confronted with evidence that it has.

Airport Security is a farce and a spectacle.  A FARCE AND A SPECTACLE WHEREIN AMERICAN CITIZENS AND PAYING CUSTOMERS ARE TREATED LIKE CRIMINALS BY PRESUMABLY WELL-PAID, SEEMINGLY UNDER-EDUCATED AMERICAN CITIZENS EMPLOYED BY A MONSTROUSLY SIZED FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

ARE they employed by Big Government, or is this degradation contracted out?  Who knows?  Get in line, take off your jewelry, put your valuables in this bin.  Nazi Germany?  Anyone? 

Inquiring Minds turned Pissed Public would like to know the TSA budget, please, and which companies are snagging government contracts.  Inquiring Minds turned Pissed Public would respectively suggest an AGGRESSIVE AUDIT OF THE TRANSPORTATION SECURITY AGENCY except Pissed Public no longer respects Government.  Inquiring Minds turned Pissed Public who PAY for the indignities that are administered by mirthless uniformed Americans unto paying customer Americans declare that, if Obama and Congress would like to display a semblance of sincerity about reining in our COLOSSAL DEBT and RAMPANT INEFFICIENCY, they should start with aggressive audits of Branches, Divisions, Departments, Offices and Agencies of a MONSTROUSLY SIZED AND CANCEROUS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

After the Fed, audit the TSA. Better yet, audit them concurrently. Walk and chew gum at the same time – it CAN be done. Hire Independent Investigators and Certified Public Accountants instead of Paper Pushers and Gladys Kravitzes.

For a Change.

My Fellow Americans

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

My Fellow Americans, meet the Declaration of Independence by which you exist as sovereign and free people:

 

“When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states…”

 

My Fellow Americans, appreciating that you are daily inundated with bullshit, permit me to highlight an excerpt of an excerpt, that we may absorb it like an ever-effective sound byte.  It’s still kinda long as a slogan for a self-absorbed, attention-deficit population.  Maybe that’s the problem.  Maybe WE BE FREE would resonate better.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

Make no mistake, the object is Money = Power.  Money to get power, power to protect money. — House of Medici

The Medicis oughtta know.

NO CONFIDENCE VOTE

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

There, I said it . . . NO CONFIDENCE VOTE.  Let’s have one.  

A national election is scheduled for next year anyway.  We can kill multiple birds with one stone.  That’s there is whatcha call Efficiency. Government doesn’t know anything about Efficiency.  That’s ‘cuz Officials spend Other People’s Money.

Theory has become so much more fashionable than reality that I have been backed into the corner of having to adopt a few of my own. One is that — heresy, I know — the only thing that is Rocket Science is rocket science. Another is that people who reflexively dismiss solutions to abiding problems with a rendition of “It’s more complicated than you realize” are either stupid or insincere.

By EVERY measure, America’s plight is worsening at breakneck speed. Even IF our Government were competent, setting aside boatloads of empirical evidence to the contrary, their “remedies” don’t kick in for months and months.

Follow Me On Twitter, isn’t that what I’m supposed to say by way of shameless self-promotion?

 

MindOfMo Blah blah blah, sez Obama. Yada yada yada, sez Congress. And the Players who caused the CLUSTERF*CK are smiling all the way to their VAULTS.11:31 AM Oct 25th from web

 

MindOfMo American Officials seem not to understand the basics of being broke. Broke means you can’t do every Feel Good thing that pops into yer head.4:33 AM Oct 23rd from web

 

MindOfMo How many members of Congress to screw in a lightbulb? 535, of course. 535 to argue about how to do the screwing, and 535 to do the screwing.2:05 PM Oct 22nd from web

 

MindOfMo THIS MANIACAL PROLIFERATION OF REGULATION IS AN UBER BOON TO BIG LAW. STRONG ARGUMENT CAN BE MOUNTED THAT BIG LAW = PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.11:46 AM Oct 22nd from web

 

MindOfMo It couldn’t be more obvious that this Congressional body is weak and inept. Howzabout a MORATORIUM ON REGULATIONS until after next election?11:31 AM Oct 22nd from web

 

MindOfMo AN ECONOMY CANNOT BE TAXED, FINED AND REGULATED INTO PROSPERITY. NO, IT CAN’T. NOT EVEN BY OBAMA AND THE INTERNATIONAL ELITE WUNDERKINDS.11:02 AM Oct 19th from web

 

MindOfMo Which members of Congress bought bank stocks at rock-bottom prices, then voted to bail those banks out? Inquiring Minds want to know.10:58 AM Oct 19th from web

 

MindOfMo Members of Congress who are over 65 should submit to dementia testing. Gotta think their Alzheimer’s rate mirrors that of the population.10:56 AM Oct 19th from web

 

MindOfMo Quote-Unquote Public Servants convicted of fiduciary malfeasance should be obliged to reimburse the public coffers. And yank their pensions.5:45 PM Oct 18th from web

 

MindOfMo Kindly recall that Chris Dodd and Barney Frank were not just RINGSIDE, they were PARTICIPANTS in the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac meltdowns.5:35 PM Oct 18th from web

 

MindOfMo Congressional forte is screwing up the future by addressing the past’s problems in the present. We HAVE the problems chiefly owing to THEM.7:26 AM Oct 4th from web

MindOfMo Considering the mayhem for which they are distinguished, members of Congress ought not to refer to each other as DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES.7:16 AM Oct 4th from web

 

MindOfMo THE REALITY TEEVEE CROWD WANTS SOME FIREBRANDS IN CONGRESS, WHO HOLLER AND CUSS AND CALL OPPONENTS IMBECILES WHEN THEY PROPOSE STUPID STUFF.7:18 AM Oct 4th from web

 

MindOfMo Congressional workload is chiefly counterproductive busywork that they establish to turn around and tackle. For THAT, they are WAY overpaid.7:22 AM Oct 4th from web


MindOfMo More legislation is NOT solution to capricious enforcement of existing legislation. White Collar Criminals belong in federal penitentiaries.11:39 AM Oct 25th from web

MindOfMo If Congress dropped into a sinkhole with both Houses in session, we could have no greater confusion or ineffectiveness than we have now.3:40 PM Oct 4th from web

 

MindOfMo Fee Fi Fo Fum – We smell the stench of political corruption – Be they elected or be they Czars – Grind their gears til they’re behind bars6:48 AM Oct 4th from web

 

MindOfMo Like Hot Shots Part Deux and the piano off the helicopter, we need to ditch dead weight. That has GOVERNMENT WORKFORCE written all over it.7:39 PM Oct 22nd from web

 

MindOfMo I effing DARE a new crop of politicians to call a spade a spade. Let us replace EVERY seat that comes up in 2010. THAT’S how ya clean House.about 16 hours ago from web

 

MindOfMo De-criminalizing prostitution makes economic AND moral sense. License, regulate and tax it, like other vices. CONGRESS IS ALREADY A BROTHEL.9:56 PM Oct 25th from web

MindOfMo Connivers, Opportunists & Political Strategerists pimp hifalutin notion that toothpaste can always be put back in tube later by THEIR peeps.11:18 PM Oct 26th from web

 

MindOfMo I categorically and unequivocally reject all regulation of speech that serves to protect the Governors from the displeasure of the Governed.9:29 PM Oct 24th from web


McCain AND Feingold can kiss my ass.  ESPECIALLY “Zipper Problem” McCain, who ditched his long-suffering wife for a Budweiser Distributorship Heiress, and who was to the Enron debacle what Dodd/Frank are to the Fannie/Freddie debacle.  The Enron debacle that attended the S & L Crisis, just like the Fannie/Freddie debacle attends the Financial Crisis.  Crisis, like it HIT us.  Like Katrina.  I implore my gullible and forgetful countrymen to recall that this is a MANMADE disaster.

Let us call a spade a spade, for a Change, and admit the REALITY that Government is up to its eyeballs in bullshit.  The good news is, there’s not a damn thing that can’t be fixed with the tools we’ve got.  

Some of them were pricks in their own ways — let us be candid about that, too — but no intelligent person can doubt that our Founding Fathers had a MUCH better game plan than do the current leaders-I-use-the-term-just-as-loosely-as-can-be.  It’s not about starting from scratch.  It’s about getting back to basics.

Let us roll up our sleeves and start shoveling the shit.  No one else is going to do it for us.

 

MindOfMo Taxation involves forcibly relieving people of money that is theirs, i.e. essential Theft. As little of it as possible should be tolerated.3:15 PM Oct 24th from web

 

MindOfMo There is nothing in the world so easy as being generous with Other People’s Money. The troublesome part is if one robs Peter to lavish Paul.3:01 PM Oct 24th from web

 

MindOfMo After robbing Peter aggressively to lavish Paul extravagantly, Peter hates Paul and Paul fears Peter and the Thieves keep right on thieving.3:10 PM Oct 24th from web

 

MindOfMo How much tax would a Tax Man tax if a Tax Man could tax Man? He’d tax all the tax that a Tax Man could if a Tax Man could tax Man.2:12 PM Oct 25th from web

 

MindOfMo This is like playing Monopoly by the rules with a banker who has colored paper, scissors and a Sharpie in his lap. Stupid is as Stupid does.1:32 PM Oct 25th from web

 

MindOfMo WE ARE BEHAVING LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE. Or Cowards.5:52 PM Oct 8th from web