We boycott independence every other day of the last several years, we can damn well boycott Independence Day.
That WE is Royal, by the by. I no longer consider myself to be ideologically related to many of my countrymen. No matter. The American Revolutionary War, by which we became a sovereign nation and the fruits of which we are kicking to the curb like a first wife, was apparently fought and won by three percent of the population.
Let’s get this straight. RIGHT IS ALWAYS OUTNUMBERED AND/OR OUTGUNNED. It’s been that way for all of recorded history. We ourselves are perpetually at war. We have every reason to believe that RIGHT WILL BE OUTNUMBERED AND/OR OUTGUNNED FOR THE MEANINGFUL FUTURE. Which is to say all of our lifetimes.
I have contempt for anyone who celebrates Independence Day this year. Demonstrate? Excellent. Agitate? Three percent. Boycott? Are we kidding me?
EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A LOYALIST, A PROFITEER, AN OPPORTUNIST OR A CHOWDER HEAD SHOULD BOYCOTT THE FOURTH OF JULY.
We are NOT independent. We are so not independent that we file applications for PERMITS TO DEMONSTRATE INDEPENDENCE. If the supremely ironic PERMIT TO DEMONSTRATE INDEPENDENCE is not granted, by and large and pathetically, we stand down.
We make me sick.
I reckon that makes me a Three Percenter.