Archive for January, 2009

Depression = Pennies On The Dollar

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

People who are desperate for cash are NOTORIOUS for selling assets at below market value.

Government agents are notorious for making crappy deals.

It stands to Reason that the selling off of federal and state assets and lands will be done expeditiously but imprudently at Fire Sale prices.  All those people that have been sitting on their money?  You know, the ones who already control a grossly disproportionate-in-fact-unsustainable percentage of the wealth?  The Smart Money and the Robber Barons?

They’ll come out for sweet deals, particularly now that the Taxpayers have graciously taken the toxic assets off the table, and they are MUCH shrewder negotiators than G-Men will EVER be.  They are Bottom Feeders.  If it’s worth owning, they’ll snap it up.  To top an average person’s highest conceivable bid by a hundred thousand dollars?  Chump change.

The Have’s will have yet more, for which they can charge leases and fees.  And the Have Not’s will have another Bill Collector.

When Barack Obama copped to NOT HAVING A CLUE how to turn this economy around, he revealed a key problem and his own lack of understanding with a single sentence: “There’s no pride of ownership here.”

That’s exactly right.  And that’s the problem.

Every sale of federal and state assets and lands — every disposal of the Citizens’ Resources — should be reviewed with a fine tooth comb and a bullshit detector.  Make sure those Bottom Feeders know that we’ll tie up their estates in probate until their grandchildren are grandparents.

Setting Vs. Leading By Example

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Neil Cavuto, of FOX News, is absolutely on the money. Barack Obama is absolutely lowering and lowering the number that constitutes, in Official eyes, TAKE ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH.

The objective, I would remind my countrymen, is not to stabilize America at a quote-unquote lesser country’s standard of living. Are ultra-elite Barack and Michelle Obama living on anything that resembles the $100,000+ per year at which he proposes to freeze other peoples’ incomes? Are ultra-hip Barack and Michelle Obama and their uber privileged princess daughters cutting back and doing with less, or were we just treated to the most expensive inauguration in our national history? Directly upon the heels of the most expensive campaign in national history?

As ever, the only thing that’s cheap is talk.

It is my understanding that Barack Obama is sitting on tens of millions of dollars of campaign contributions — y’know, from Little People. Here’s a thought. Barack and Michelle Obama can pay for the uptick in the cost of our Secret Service that is directly attributable to them being Barack and Michelle Obama rather than one of the other tag-teams. It is my understanding that we have been paying for heightened security for him, from earlier on, than for any candidate in history.

True or untrue? Who knows? No time for research. The First Hundred Days is upon us. We must commence, poste haste, fixing nothing and creating new problems. There is no TIME to sort out what happened. Yeah, yeah, we KNOW that Geithner didn’t pay taxes AFTER applying for and receiving from the IMF a fund specifically FOR paying taxes. OF COURSE, that makes the claim of oversight bogus; yes we KNOW that is tantamount to lying. But we are ON to other things. Try to keep up!

If he is so well loved that apathetic American voters behave like they’re at a Beatles’ concert, he can embrace Less Is More with the rest of us. It will also signal to the world that he is not a wuss.

Calling Car 54 & The Car Czar

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

It happens every time, and it happens on every issue. The People dissolve into bickering over the fine print of a stupid premise, without questioning the premise. The days of a gazillion peons careening around in their own private coaches are OVER.

 

 

Beyond our beloved Exceptions To The Rule — Commercial, Emergency Response, Special Needs, in pretty much that order — WE SHOULD NOT BE ROLLING EVEN ONE OLD SCHOOL INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE VEHICLE OFF THOSE LINES.

 

 

 

We have lots and lots that are JAM PACKED with lots and lots of perfectly serviceable cars, while we dig ourselves out of the fucking deepest hole this country has been in since Adolf Hitler had Winston Churchill backed up against the Atlantic Ocean and America’s Depression was EVEN GREATER, thanks to the vote-garnering meddling over FDR. Whose Spend-A-Thon example a FRIGHTENING number of people are encouraging this DIM-WITTED President Elect to emulate.

NOT ONE more of those cars do we need. Not one. Being American does NOT mean never having to drive second-hand cars. I know, I know that the Moneyed Classes crave new. The Moneyed Classes are a lot of the problem, nationally and internationally. It’s country first, or it isn’t. We’re in this together, or we’re not.  I’m sick of this shit.  Play-both-sides-of-the-coin-as-it-suits-your-purpose, thy other name is the Government-Commercial Complex. 

FAR cheaper now and FAR better in the long run to pay unemployment benefits, and then some. EXTENDED unemployment benefits would be cheaper than bailing out ANTIQUATED AND FAILING BUSINESSES. Extended unemployment benefits, while people rearrange i.e. relocate themselves to where business IS happening…are you kidding me? THEN we’ll see some spending.

We’ll see house swapping, domestic mergers, use conversions, all kindsa creative stuff.  Necessity = Mother of Invention = American Ingenuity.

Instead of throwing MORE of Other People’s Money at Detroit, AGAIN — as the Entrenched Interests who stand most to benefit would do and who, not coincidentally, have Authority to so decree — pump funds into excellent, affordable Mass Transportation. Stationery people? People who can’t afford to get up ‘n go? People who are trapped by the American Dream?  That there’s whatcha call a Toxic Asset.

A country that cannot readily move it’s principal (in my view, also principle) resource –considering that Scarcity of Resources is a principle (in my view, also principal) tenet of Economics – must necessarily sustain that inflexibility by either contrivance or incompetence, or both. Obviously, for it defies the best interests of the People while defying neither science nor economics.

Read that, Powers That Be — some of whom I will argue belong in prison — are sustainedly working against the best interests of the People they purport to represent, or they are complete nincompoops. Both, in the sense that we HAVE both. A child can see it.

Like attorneys – the unscrupulous bloodsucking kind and the kindly ineffectual kind – politicos create and sustain a need for themselves. At top-notch prices, it bears continuous recollection. Think back only as far as GEORGE BUSH, DICK CHENEY AND BIG OIL to recognize the potential hazards of BARACK OBAMA, MICHELLE OBAMA, JOE BIDEN, HILLARY CLINTON AND BIG LAW.

America is being fleeced – ongoing, as I type and still as you read – but now, even though more rather than fewer people are wrapping their minds around and admitting our betrayal, the People are positively immobilized by bullshit.  THAT’S whatcha call Analysis Paralysis.

Cher to Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck: SNAP OUT OF IT.  

Amnesty, My Ass

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

I am ADAMANTLY opposed to Amnesty for Illegals. We have ALREADY done that “one time only”, thank you very much.  Remember?  Under Reagan.  ATTORNEYS MADE A BLEEDIN’ FORTUNE.

Just like we have ALREADY gone the chickenshit bailout route. Remember?  Detroit would be whatcha call A Sequel.  ATTORNEYS MADE A BLEEDIN’ FORTUNE.

Barack Obama is an attorney, as is his wife, and his vice president.  Can I just remind people about Bush, Cheney and oil?  It has been suggested, rightly I think, that the -ISM of Alcoholism stands for Incredibly Short Memory.  I would say the same of Americanism.

Same crowd of Politicians, Lobbyists, Executives, just moving their seats around the boardroom table?  That’s whatcha call Business As Usual. Can I remind the High Flyers that we are just as broke as we can be, and that unemployment is high and rising? Americans deserve a break today.  For a change.

LOBBYING SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.

It would be oh-so-rational for the American People to DEMAND raids of ivory-tower suburbs that are WELL KNOWN to employ squads of illegal domestic help. You can see them get off the bus and walk up the well-manicured avenues. Some don clean, crisp uniforms upon arrival at the mansion. I have seen it with mine own eyes.

It would be oh-so-rational for the American People to DEMAND raids of the construction sites. How can it BE that so many more Latinos than Blacks land Day Labor jobs?

It would be oh-so-rational for the American People to DEMAND raids of the car washes. How can it BE that so many Latinos — no one else, only Latinos — are willing to wash cars?

It would be oh-so-rational for the American People to DEMAND raids of restaurants. Their kitchens and bus boy staffs are NOTORIOUSLY populated with Latino Illegals. If we can spare United States Marines for traffic detail, we can spare law enforcement for a Round Up Of Illegals.  I don’t ascribe to small-is-tall-war-makes-peace bullshit.  A Round Up Of Illegals sounds like it falls RIGHT smack under the job description of Law Enforcement.

Conservatively, the deportation of two working Illegals will render one job for an American. Probably more, but one is assured. Conservative = Err On The Side Of Caution.

Many of those Illegals have kidlets that will depart with their parents — Family Values. Therefore, the total savings in BENEFITS that are presently expended on people who are in this country illegally — and which are funded by American Taxpayers, not Congressional Whores — will be GREATER even than the number of jobs created.

Do we know what we’re doing?  No, but that’s because the Powers That Be — no small few of whom belong in the federal penitentiaries to which they so freely condemn others — steadfastly contrive to permit the influx and incorporation of Illegals, in order to supply a steady flow of sub-par-wage labor.  Also so our racist Ruling Elite won’t have to hire blacks, it bears mention.

We’re new at this, does it show?

It sounds like a logistical nightmare, right?  OF COURSE IT DOES.  There are MILLIONS of them. But, what? If a task is overwhelming, we’ll just skip the whole thing? I will suggest that this Defeatism speaks DIRECTLY to Too Big To Fail, as well as to the otherwise INEXPLICABLE difficulty we are having cleaning our own Houses of Bad Guys. 

We do not have to attempt to UPHOLD THE LAW in our usual All Or Nothing way . . . y’know, the ADDICT way.  Conveniently situated proximate to the Mexican border, let’s just do it in Mayor Antonio Villgairossa’s Los Angeles as a trial run.  That way, I can jump on the Volunteer Bandwagon.  I know LOTS of places where raids would be productive.  We can start in Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Brentwood and Malibu.

Waaa, waaa, waaa, the Do Gooders wail.  It’s not fa-a-air.  No, it isn’t.  But what’s happening to Americans isn’t fair EITHER.

It’s country first, or it isn’t.  Government Officials and Ruling Elite, Barack Obama included, are trying to play that tear-jerker both ways.  No dice.

We need to lighten the load.  With whom could it possibly be MORE fair to begin cost cutting, than with the people who are here illegally?

Speeding Tickets As Economic Stimulus

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

No matter that we are sold on a Terrorist Threat that has justified head-turners like Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, freewheeling domestic surveillance and festive color-coded warnings, we can spare world-renowned UNITED STATES MARINES for traffic detail, and law enforcement in crime-ridden Southern California is LYING IN WAIT to issue speeding tickets. CHEAP. SHOT.

FOR SHAME ON OUR LEADERS-I-USE-THE-TERM-LOOSELY.

I go on record declaring my earnest belief that the federal and state governments of United States, as described by the officials populating it, are nickel-&-dimeing a beleaguered citizenry with petty, capricious, morale-busting taxes, fines and fees, while their DISGRACEFUL selves remain snugly ensconced in ivory towers that are not only well above the fray but that are funded by the very People that the quote-unquote Public Servants are abusing.

That’s right, abusing.

MORATORIUM ON SPEEDING TICKETS
MORATORIUM ON PARKING TICKETS
MORATORIUM ON INCREASED FEES

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PENNY ANTE PERSECUTION OF TAXPAYERS
PLENTIFUL SALVATION FOR TOP BANANAS

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SLOW LEGISLATION TO USUAL PACE
AS SLOW AS MOLASSES IN JANUARY

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WHEN CONGRESS PASSES BILLS LICKETY SPLIT
THAT’S YOUR CUE THAT SOMETHING IS AMISS

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CONGRESS IS AS CORRUPT AS THE DAY IS LONG
CONGRESS IS A BOTTLE NECK IN OUR RECOVERY

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