Archive for December, 2008

House Arrest in a Penthouse?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Bernard Madoff is a criminal of the highest, which is to say the lowest, order.

House arrest?  Photos of his penthouse, please.

We cannot even bring ourselves to put this Unmitigated Asshole behind bars over the holidays?

If he was a black gang member instead of a white gang leader, he would be remanded into custody at once.

I cry racial and economic discrimination, and I call for an investigation into the finances of the judge who sees fit to grant Bernard Madoff all the creature comforts that ill-gotten gains can buy.

Dallas Bank Robbery

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

As I type, a bank robbery is going on at a Chase Bank in Dallas, Texas.  Why wouldn’t there be bank robberies?  Why wouldn’t there be piracy on the high seas?  One bad apple spoils the whole bunch, yes?  Yes.  And one bad banker spoils the whole deal. 

I’ll say this for bad old-fashioned Pirates — they wore cool costumes while they raped and pillaged.  Today’s pirates are so ragtag.  Still, I am sick to death of The Suit.  Emerging Market in makeovers of Antagonists!

Arizona police are asking for permission to buy, carry and use their own semi-automatic weapons on the job.  A drunken mother of three died in a holding cell in the Phoenix airport.  A young man was sodomized with a night stick by a band of rogue policemen in a Brooklyn subway station.

Nuthin’ says Economic Stimulus like U.S. troops deployed on U.S. soil, eh?  You betcha, Smart Money is ALWAYS lookin’ to invest in areas with military roadblocks.

Come to think of it, maybe Halliburton can come up with some investment dollars.  I can’t think of any recipient of government largesse that better deserves or can better afford to hold some of the toxic assets.  It’d be the patriotic thing to do.

Again and again, I would draw the American taxpayers’ attention to the perversity.  Henry Paulson demanded $700 billion.  The House said NO.  Paulson came back asking for $850 billion, featuring $150 billion of earmarks for reluctant legislators, and the bailout passed — on the preposterous theory that more spending will correct overspending.

Detroit came asking for $25 billion.  The Senate said NO.  Detroit came back asking for $34 billion.  The Senate said NO.  George Bush says they’ll get the money anyway, $40 billion . . . we’ll FIND it.  One way or another, by hook or by crook.

All so we can make cars we can’t afford, fiscally or environmentally, to perpetuate a paradigm that is wasteful and inefficient.  Also so all the people who clamored for Change will not have to feel the cost of Change, absence of a reality base being what got us into this mess.

The Royal We flat-out REFUSES to be bold and innovative — refuses even to ALLOW bold innovation — if it will erode the profits and market shares of heartless, soul-less Ruling Elite whose greed literally knows no bounds.

Who died and said that Record Profits are desirable?  In my view, considering that life is short and you can’t take it with you, sustained record profits are to be viewed with greatest skepticism and the associated profiteer with greatest suspicion.

Until the profiteers and sociopaths are made to suffer consequences for their duplicity, underhandedness, graft et al, it is ridiculous to think they will alter their behavior.  They are making money and enjoying privileged lifestyles doing things exactly the way they’re doing them.  What is their motivation to change?  So we will LIKE them better?  

It would be so helpful to the cause of Reform — critical to restoration of worldwide confidence in the American marketplace — if American voters would disabuse themselves of the fanciful notion that Government Officials care about them.  Believing in Santa Claus makes more sense.

The Grinches Who Stole The Holiday Spirit

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

On the chance that there are people who pay attention to this blog — other than me and the Porno ‘n Spam people whose email addresses and websites I am collecting for publication and for forwarding to our world renowned and much feared Federal Authorities — I would offer a few thoughts for contemplation over the “holiday” season.

First, it is vaguely shameful that we are even having one.  Oh, I know . . . we NEED the holiday sales, blah blah.  Just like we NEED people to be able to get loans to buy brand new cars.  We may be depressed but, hey, at least we don’t drive Used.  Six long years at war with no end in sight and teetering on the brink of economic collapse, million of Americans thrown onto the street, millions more out of work, God forbid that we shouldn’t bring maximum resources and energy to bear on decorations, gifts and assorted festivities.  

Let the Whiners eat Christmas cookies.  Let the Spoil Sports drink egg nog.

I am of the considered opinion that the American economy is in substantially worse shape than Leaders (I use the word generously) and Newsmakers (I use the word contemptuously) are reporting.  Moreover, logically presuming that President Elect Barack Obama — PEBO, within the constellation of Alphabet Assignees — is not withholding his best ideas for last,  I am of the considered opinion that the bailout and relief efforts, as well as the looming stimulus efforts, are misguided in large measure and unprincipled in even larger measure.  Additionally, because the hodgepodge of plots and plans emanate from the same Players and Pawns who got us into this mess, we can anticipate further mismanagement mayhem.  

I don’t know about anyone else but I have lots and lots of ideas for progressive prosperity.  Plus, I’m an idea person, not an execution person.  My ideas will be free for the taking . . . RUN with them.  Make us all proud!  Make us all prosperous!  The more good ideas that are set into motion, the better chance I have of running into one of them to the enhancement of my life experience.  But I’m waiting to see whether we’re gonna get rid of the Bad Guys or not.

So is the rest of the world — in particular, so are the Major Investors — waiting to see whether we signal profoundest Change by getting rid of our OWN Bad Guys instead of making Bogey Men out of everyone else’s.  Made In America, these bastards are, smelted in the hallowed halls of some of our most respected institutions of higher learning.  Our bailouts have announced to the world and the next generation that crime pays in America.  

Remember when Hank the Bank HAD to have $700 “by Friday,” to circumvent the collapse of the entire financial sector?  BY FRIDAY.  Listen to him, now that he’s got $350 billion yet in his hot hand . . . “We have time,” he says casually of the auto industry.  We have time to see Henry Paulson’s portfolio, that’s for sure.

All this scrambling and spending to “cushion the fall”?  Bullshit.  Cushion the fall for THEM.  The Big Boys are losing money now.  Most of us have already BEEN bushwhacked.  If capital-G-and-growing Government DOES manage to cushion the blow, you know what will happen?  Nothing.  People don’t learn lessons for which they have been spared the consequences.  Anyone who’s raised a kid knows that.

‘Course what do the Big Boys know about raising kids?  They have servants for that.  

The pampered families and extravagant households of the Big Boys and Elected Officials, that’s apparently what we’re gonna have to put on the kitchen table next, in order to establish a reality base for everyone.

Let the private investigations begin.  Rigorous prosecutions with an eye on equality before the law — conscienceless Robber Barons pick up court costs and legal fees, PLUS we’ll seize assets.  That’s not just economic stimulus, that’s Spiritual Stimulus.  Abject humiliation and financial ruination of Kingpins, THAT’S the formula for cleaning up THIS toxic waste.  

Let’s clear the game board of Assholes, so we can get back to the business of DOING business instead of the business of POLICING businessmen.

All I want for Christmas is the death penalty for Traitors.

Made In America

Friday, December 5th, 2008

In the one-thing-leads-to-another way that the internet has of sailing me along from one post to another board to a mainstream publication to an independent site — with me able to retrace the steps only about as often as I can retrace the steps that landed me at a particular thought — I came upon one of those party-dampening reminders that there ARE radical Muslims worldwide who DO mean us harm.

Almost as many of them as there are of us, according to the sight at which I arrived perhaps serendipitously, for the author sounds like a highly advanced intellect. I take the liberty of excerpting from his blog Thinking Man:

“In the denouement of the Mumbai massacre, it seems well worth pointing out, for those who still don’t know, there are 1.2 billion Muslims in the world today. Of those, a conservatively estimated 10 to 15 percent are radical Muslims, or Muslim extremists, who regard the United States as the Great Satan — by which is meant: the United States should be expunged from the face of the earth, and the Koran should replace our Constitution.

To spare you the math, 15 percent of 1.2 billion is 280 million. That means there are more Muslim extremists in the world than there are people in the United States of America.

These Muslims are spread everywhere across the globe.

It is surmised that the Mumbai terrorists were merely following the instruction manual of al-Qaeda’s erstwhile Saudi Arabian chief — one Abd al-Aziz al-Muqrin — who, in 2004, published on the internet an instructional killing essay for jihadists. That essay is entitled “The Targets Inside Cities.”

The text of al-Murqrin’s essay spells out, in no uncertain terms, “the degree of value” placed (by jihadists) upon each group of innocent civilian. Thus, Jews are the number one group on al-Muqrin’s list — American and Israelis Jews first, followed by British Jews. Christians are the next group — American Christians first, again followed by British. Al-Muqrin then subdivides by profession: businessmen first, military next, tourist next, and so on…

Each one of them would only have to kill one of us, with a few million of them working more prodigiously or a few Incidents taking out masses of people in one whack.  Such as in underground railways or highrise office buildings.

Barack Obama has TWICE said — that I myself have heard, mentioning again that my hearing has not yet fallen to the ravages of Middle Age — that he ESPECIALLY wants to hear from the people who disagree with him.  That’d be me.

As it happens, I have been given no reason to take him at his word.  That’s the Truth.  He couldn’t disown Reverend Wright, then he threw him under the bus.  He would accept public campaign financing, but he didn’t.  He would start bringing our troops home on Day One, now it’s only some troops, with more troops bound for Afghanistan.  There won’t be any lobbyists in his Administration, now lobbyists just can’t finagle for their own cause.

But what choice do I have?  After all, presuming that his eligibility issue will be satisfactorily resolved, sweeping it under the rug NOT constituting resolution, Barack Hussein Obama is our next President.

If it is true that anywhere NEAR 280 million radical Muslims mean us harm, then it seems very clear to me that we, the objects of their annihilation, will set about ensuring that we rely upon our Haters for absolutely nothing.  Zero, nada, zip, zilch.

Oil included.

But separately from radical Islam, I have observed that several other nationalities and countries have not exactly been rooting for the home team.  Or if they are, their support is too anemic to matter.

Speaking of, call me crazy, I believe this Crisis would inspire me to turn off the spiggot on foreign aid.

In the meantime, the people of this and every country must ask themselves whether they want to be a hodge podge of separate countries or whether they want one gigantic nation with one gigantic government — Starbucks, McDonald’s, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Gap, Borders, WAL*MART, Best Buy, Costco all around.

Me, I’m all for national distinction . . . it makes travel so much more interesting.  

I share certain economic sympathies with the Secessionists.  Alas — which is to say, considering REALITY — in light of the sheer magnitude of contemporary dangers, the notion of squaring off against them as even SMALLER entities strikes me as counterintuitive.  Even so,  Washington is out of control and there is no doubt in my mind that, economically speaking, People will be better served by a reversion of states’ rights to the states.  Culturally, aesthetically, spiritually, in the same way that it is not interesting to fly half way around the world to find the same Stuff you left at home, it is not so interesting to drive across THIS country only to find Sameness.

If we ARE going the Sovereign Nation route — like brave and independent people — my very strong suggestion is that we identify and begin manufacturing the things without which we would be FUCKED.  One per state, THAT’S the Heavy Industry in that state.  Fifty’s not enough?  Make it a hundred, two per state.  Company towns . . . see my earlier post entitled The Housing Hoopla.

We need a passenger car, we need a truck, we need a plane, we need a ship, we need a gun, we need ammo, we need a cooking unit, we need a refrigeration unit.  We need one full line of toiletries.  A television, a computer, a radio, tools.  Cloth, think hemp.

It won’t be practical.  The items will be expensive.  That’s okay.  Rich foreigners LOVE expensive American Stuff.  Think, Top Of The Line.  The Cadillacs of necessities.  It will have a favorable impact on exports, I’ve no doubt —  billionaires are tuning up all over the place.  American Aristocracy will buy the goods, too.

Badge of Honor meets Snob Appeal, and they both keep up with the Joneses.

The points are short, sweet, quaint, imperative and two:

1.  SELF-SUFFICIENCY

2.  JOBS